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The 12 Days of Amazon

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seller Central gave to me:

12 pending orders

11 Chinese Hijacks

10 High Price Warnings

9 Useless Answers

8 Missing Shipments

7 Lousy Feedbacks

6 Rif Off Returns

5 Bad Reviews

4 violations

3 Fee Increases

2 Scammer Orders and

A demerit on my ODR

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Seller_WBnGS7Ix3XiDX

Thanks for the laugh! It was very clever, and unfortunately true. Its early yet, but Im waiting for it.

Happy Holidays to you, & the selling community. May it be merry and bright.

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Seller_4zBzdtgCyS9EI

is it strange that I was humming to reading that ... :-) What an accurately merry Amazon Christmas....

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Seller_0POAGCmR9LMdE

I sang this in my head. So cute but sad that it's true.

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Seller_ToPPYvOWlyp9j

VERY CLEVER!! AND SAD!

Says a lot about problems American retailers face when they attempt to offer a quality product that buyers would rather buy cheap stuff from China directly(on Temu and SHEIN), despite their well-known issues w/ working conditions; sustainability and noncompliance w/ manufacturing standards.

Recently told, by ex-AMAZON buyers who know we sell here, that the platform, overall, though not aimed at us personally, is too expensive, their merchandise too shoddy, their search engine a joke. When told about the rings of damnation sellers go through here, they ask why we continue to sell here. Am wondering that, myself!

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Seller_VQbP3pHGEgs6f

When you can't take it anymore on Amazon, you might get a job writing for SNL. Well done!

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Seller_roNdLQpqbVoOH

Excellent!

Just gave you your 40th thumbs-up!

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Seller_3xZhfSUQsfek8

And our entire revenue in a reserve treeeee!

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Seller_z56zmYqo8FoQN

Seller support is bullocks! Amazon is the definition of what capitalism shouldn't be, a greedy lifeless organization that backstabs American sellers and businesses. Hopefully they get their day.

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Seller_UHVnOVHF8YpEx

I wish I could like this twice.

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Seller_vuFDhGGFrDdDv

HO HO HO...letz make some dough. Thanks for the laugh. Be merry

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