Thanks for the laugh! It was very clever, and unfortunately true. Its early yet, but Im waiting for it.

Happy Holidays to you, & the selling community. May it be merry and bright.

is it strange that I was humming to reading that ... :-) What an accurately merry Amazon Christmas....

I sang this in my head. So cute but sad that it's true.

VERY CLEVER!! AND SAD!

Says a lot about problems American retailers face when they attempt to offer a quality product that buyers would rather buy cheap stuff from China directly(on Temu and SHEIN), despite their well-known issues w/ working conditions; sustainability and noncompliance w/ manufacturing standards.

Recently told, by ex-AMAZON buyers who know we sell here, that the platform, overall, though not aimed at us personally, is too expensive, their merchandise too shoddy, their search engine a joke. When told about the rings of damnation sellers go through here, they ask why we continue to sell here. Am wondering that, myself!

When you can't take it anymore on Amazon, you might get a job writing for SNL. Well done!

Excellent!

Just gave you your 40th thumbs-up!

And our entire revenue in a reserve treeeee!

Seller support is bullocks! Amazon is the definition of what capitalism shouldn't be, a greedy lifeless organization that backstabs American sellers and businesses. Hopefully they get their day.

I wish I could like this twice.

HO HO HO...letz make some dough. Thanks for the laugh. Be merry