The 12 Days of Amazon
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seller Central gave to me:
12 pending orders
11 Chinese Hijacks
10 High Price Warnings
9 Useless Answers
8 Missing Shipments
7 Lousy Feedbacks
6 Rif Off Returns
5 Bad Reviews
4 violations
3 Fee Increases
2 Scammer Orders and
A demerit on my ODR
The 12 Days of Amazon
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seller Central gave to me:
12 pending orders
11 Chinese Hijacks
10 High Price Warnings
9 Useless Answers
8 Missing Shipments
7 Lousy Feedbacks
6 Rif Off Returns
5 Bad Reviews
4 violations
3 Fee Increases
2 Scammer Orders and
A demerit on my ODR
33 replies
Seller_WBnGS7Ix3XiDX
Thanks for the laugh! It was very clever, and unfortunately true. Its early yet, but Im waiting for it.
Happy Holidays to you, & the selling community. May it be merry and bright.
Seller_4zBzdtgCyS9EI
is it strange that I was humming to reading that ... :-) What an accurately merry Amazon Christmas....
Seller_0POAGCmR9LMdE
I sang this in my head. So cute but sad that it's true.
Seller_ToPPYvOWlyp9j
VERY CLEVER!! AND SAD!
Says a lot about problems American retailers face when they attempt to offer a quality product that buyers would rather buy cheap stuff from China directly(on Temu and SHEIN), despite their well-known issues w/ working conditions; sustainability and noncompliance w/ manufacturing standards.
Recently told, by ex-AMAZON buyers who know we sell here, that the platform, overall, though not aimed at us personally, is too expensive, their merchandise too shoddy, their search engine a joke. When told about the rings of damnation sellers go through here, they ask why we continue to sell here. Am wondering that, myself!
Seller_VQbP3pHGEgs6f
When you can't take it anymore on Amazon, you might get a job writing for SNL. Well done!
Seller_roNdLQpqbVoOH
Excellent!
Just gave you your 40th thumbs-up!
Seller_3xZhfSUQsfek8
And our entire revenue in a reserve treeeee!
Seller_z56zmYqo8FoQN
Seller support is bullocks! Amazon is the definition of what capitalism shouldn't be, a greedy lifeless organization that backstabs American sellers and businesses. Hopefully they get their day.
Seller_vuFDhGGFrDdDv
HO HO HO...letz make some dough. Thanks for the laugh. Be merry
